Do-It-Yourself Wisconsin Liberal Press Statement
July 19th, 2011
The New MadLibs. Hyperbolibs. You will see this today regarding redistricting.
Next week it will be something else.
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(Witty Headline With Lame Pun Goes Here)
[Madison, Wisconsin)…Today (NAME OF OUTRAGED PERSON/GROUP)
said the Republicans’ efforts to (AGENDA ITEM OR DESCRIPTION OF LEGISLATION)
was a (Choose one: APPALLING BREECH OF TRUST / INSULT TO CITIZENS / BETRAYAL OF THE WISCONSIN TRADITION / TRAVESTY / SHAM / MOCKERY / TRAVESHAMOCKERY).
Seriously, compare this format with nearly every ‘outraged’ press release from the Wisconsin Left. They are sadly unoriginal.
